Score: 7

"It was allright."

submission: battering & assult sk8ter

date: February 24, 2008

I thought it was stupid in the good way(?). the effect were cool, i'll give you that. Graphics don't affect score, sound was kind of blah, interactivity does not affect score, humor was good, and entertainment value was okay. overall 7/10 and 3/5.
P.s. I am not duducting because of the water marks. Why don't you just get it online for free? I guarantee you, 6/10 people on newgrounds got their flash off of bitt-----t. Or they downloaded it on line.

Score: 1

"No."

submission: Boomheadshot!

date: February 24, 2008

Spam is not tolerated at newgrounds, and I sound like an annoying bitch. Well, this annoying bitch is bothering to offer constructive critisism on your movie, so shut up and sit down. Animation was good, sound was bad, interactivity does not affect score, humor was just a lame attempt at attention, and entertainment value was lower than the low. Overall, I think you should stop spamming, you know. 1/10 and 0/5

Score: 4

"Made in... 2 days?"

submission: Sports rpg demo

date: February 24, 2008

The game was very glitchy. You could barely see the mouse, and the password didn't work for me. Try your hand again at drawing the room because the room looked pretty bad. Graphics were bad (Pictures from the internet don't affect score), sound was annoying, interactivity was okay, gameplay was unknown (I tried the password 9 times and I didn't get through.) but sounded okay. Overall a 4/10 and a 2/5. Try spending more time with your game. They are like baby's. pull the baby out of the womb too early, and it looks ugly. Have patience and wait, and it (usually) looks good.

Score: 8

"Sweet!"

submission: Mario P0wn

date: February 24, 2008

That was awesome! Could you tell me if the audio was composed by you? (I know it's a bunch of mario sounds with kirby music, but did you put it together?) I probably watched this about 9 times over and over, but anyways. Animation was sprites(doesn't affect score), but they were done well, and it was with the music, so i would say animation was great. sound was awesome, but a little annoying, humor was... weird? I have to say, though, was this spam? with the loop and all? I'm not docking for that, just curious. Overall I would say 8/10 and 4/5.

Score: 10

"Freakin awesome!"

submission: Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 6

date: October 23, 2007

I always knew birdo's snout doubled the fun... I mean, the eggs were just a giveaway. ( i'm not really reviewing because almost everything about it was perfect.)

Score: 8

"Fun..."

submission: Pixel Maze Platformer

date: October 22, 2007

I know it's supposed to look low-rez but i still think it would look better with high quality photos (and i also know that would generate some problems with detection maybe?) Animation was horrible, no sound, great interactivity, nice creativity, and very, very addicting qualities.
overall, i give this submision a 8 out of 10 and a 4 out of 5.
P.S. Too bad I don't have windows :( if i did I would be able to upload my pictures (unless i find my mac source code but i don't wanna screw around in there.)

Score: 5

"Okay..."

submission: Zero vs. Link(2link121)

date: October 19, 2007

I understand it is a test project, but the movie itself was slow and not very entertaining. Humor was meh, music was making my ears bleed, animation was a sprite movie (not deducting for this), and... thats it.
MAJOR GLITCH! When zero starts speaking, there is no way to advance in the movie other than right clicking and pressing "forward". You might want to fix that (The button doesn't work.).
Despite that, I give this a 5 out of 10 and a 3 out of 5.

Score: 9

"I loved it!"

submission: Disorderly

date: October 19, 2007

Almost everything about it was just absoulutely perfect! Animation was great, Humor was Great, Violence was mediocre, and interactivity was Awesome! the only reason I docked you was some major glitches during gameplay (holding an invisible elder, casmera goes offset, elders don't die, ect.) A nine out of 10 and a 5 out of 5! possibly one of the best scores i've ever given (I never give 5's!)

Score: 3

"Thats just..."

submission: Scary Gross! Eps. 1

date: October 8, 2007

Sick and wrong i don't want to review this crap. but knowing people this is going to survive so what the hell. animation was okay, sound was weird, humor was low leveled, no interactivity whatsoever. Mangina

Score: 2

"it just..."

submission: big green button

date: October 8, 2007

dosent work. It is soo simular to the big red button with the story and teh dying part, And it also needs a ton of improvements.
Add a bigger storyline thingamagiga (and make your own)
spend time on the drawing of the button
make shnazz happen (random events)
have interesting music. Not orchestra music.
Overall, i would give this submission a 2 out of 10 and a 1 out of 5. needs alot of work.